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02/14/07 |
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Dear beloved friend, Happy Valentine’s Day and welcome to RosenQueen, Powered by Merchant Monkeys! Surprised to receive a special letter from ME on Valentine’s Day?! Well, I, Etoile Rosenqueen, kindly invite you to my spectacular store, RosenQueen, Powered by Merchant Monkeys. Most of the products at MY spectacular store are directly from Japan, and you wouldn’t believe how outrageously cool my item selections are. (After all, I am simply fabulous…) *cough* I must admit that the NIS America Online Store was good, but my new branch of the RosenQueen store will feature many more goodies and games. You’ll also find sophisticated and one-of-a-kind items that I’m sure you’ll love. The NIS America Online Store staff might have described themselves as “rad” or “hot” if they had items like mine. And I’m not just talking about store quality either, when it comes to being beautiful and rich, well that’s what it says on my resume! So, the NIS America Online Store was pretty happy when I asked them to relinquish the store to me. Anyway, I proudly announce that RosenQueen, Powered by Merchant Monkeys is now open! You will be stunned by the unimaginable experiences you’ll have at my store. All the items you dream about are just a click away! And, you might be pleased to know that your ordered items will be shipped by “Air Whale”! Here are some new additions from MY store.
Attention: You will be asked to pay for preorder items when you place your order.
And because I am so gorgeous... I mean "generous" and fantastic, I priced down some items!
And last but not least, RosenQueen will sell my biography in CD form, “The Adventure of Etoile Rosenqueen from Marl Kingdom". It’s all about what happened when I was young, but it’s not dubbed so this is your only chance to hear my real voice, the voice of an Angel from the sky… It used to be priced at $9,999.99, BUT for this time only, it is just $14.99. Oh my...oh my goodness! Aren’t you so lucky? The following comes from the Merchant Monkeys in our customer service department regarding your account and Enewsletter sign-up. I think you should read them carefully for future business.
Thank you everyone! I hope to see you at my store soon. I highly recommend that you place this letter in a frame and hang it up for all to see! This may become a new family heirloom… Excuse me, but someone needs to catch their beauty sleep. Enjoy my RosenQueen store today and get a Valentine’s Day gift for your other Valentines! (As for me, I cannot give out my home address for security reasons, though I love to get presents!) Have a wonderful night.
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